the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter
The Gryffindors doing the same for Harry, and then the houses both getting into a competition. Friendships are forged over mutual liver damage.
My only legit ability is the ability to stalk people. Like in the creepiest way possible.
Current residence: The gutter
myers briggs as anime type
ISTJ - slice of life
INFP - something shity
ESFP - magical girl anime
ESTJ - sports anime
ENFJ - pokemon
I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.
“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”
Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.
Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT
Simon Pegg + Benedict/Martin
Simon Pegg ships Freebatch, pass it on
You have no idea how much I love Simon.
where can I uninstall my period
i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years