zeldathemes

My only legit ability is the ability to stalk people. Like in the creepiest way possible.

Current residence: The gutter

BUT WHY

coyotelaughingsoftly:

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

The Gryffindors doing the same for Harry, and then the houses both getting into a competition. Friendships are forged over mutual liver damage.

Actual book canon.

myers briggs as anime type

cinderpelt:

ISTJ - slice of life

ISFJ - hetero romance

INFJ - drama

INTJ - psychological anime

ISTP - horror anime

ISFP - shoujou

INFP -  something shity

INTP - fantasy

ESTP - hentai

ESFP - magical girl anime

ENFP - naruto

ENTP - comedy

ESTJ - sports anime

ESFJ bishounen

ENFJ - pokemon

ENTJ - adventure

magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

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girllookitthatbody-ahh:

I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.

“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”

Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.

lembre-sedisso:

somepotternerd:

Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT

ohgodbenny:

madnina:

darlingbenny:

Simon Pegg + Benedict/Martin

(x)(x)(x)(x)(x)

Simon Pegg ships Freebatch, pass it on

You have no idea how much I love Simon.

hightimeslowtides:

emilygt:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

where can I uninstall my period

i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years

omg

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hokeyfright:

the only true ally

hokeyfright:

the only true ally